This just in, from the Centers for Disease Control:
1. Give a man chlamydia, and he has chlamydia for a day. Teach a man how to contract chlamydia, and he'll have chlamydia for a lifetime.
2. Gonorrhea in the hand is worth syphilis in the bush.
3. The early bird catches the human papilloma virus.
4. Keep your chancroids to the grindstone.
5. Aim for the crabs; if you fall short you'll land among the scabies.
6. There's no I in herpes.
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