Acceptable Forms of DNA Evidence to Leave at a Playground
1. Blood, as long as it's yours.
2. Saliva, as long as it's not on the children.
3. Skin cells, as long as they aren't from your genitals.
4. Hair, as long as it's not from your genitals.
5. Semen, accompanied by a notarized letter of consent from a member of the opposite sex above the age of eighteen.
Unacceptable Forms of DNA Evidence to Leave at a Playground
1. Other people's blood.
2. Saliva on children.
3. Skin cells from your genitals.
4. Genital hair.
5. Semen under most other circumstances
1 comment:
Do you leave the letter with the sample or do you take it home and file it under "S" in the case someone follows up on your intercourse?
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